"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"
fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??
hey man can I borrow your dog for a couple years
Every now and then, whenever I’m dying of boredom, I’ll post my kik to my tumblr in hopes of finding a decent conversation. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Here are some of the gems straight white boys have provided me with.
And my personal favorite…
I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny
Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline.