Deal with it, sweety.

Make like a tree and be strong, stoic, beautiful and tolerant of birds

Robin Williams

—Prince Ali

“He’s about to pull my heart asunder, and I absolutely love the way he dresses!”

(Source: romanticflight, via nomiijane)

thekatediary:

you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

(via toocooltobehipster)

fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

(via masooonderulo)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via blackmormon)

hobo-r0cket:

hey man can I borrow your dog for a couple years

lychgate:

when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting

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youthminx:

Every now and then, whenever I’m dying of boredom, I’ll post my kik to my tumblr in hopes of finding a decent conversation. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Here are some of the gems straight white boys have provided me with. 

And my personal favorite…

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting)

sansaspark:

During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her father’s scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragon’s head. The dragon’s eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulan’s role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.

The reason Mushu couldn’t wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.

(via blackmormon)

deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

(via cleverbutmeh)

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

(via cleverbutmeh)